Been a While Since I Last Posted

Like the title says it's been a while, my flatmate won some sort of paintballing competition and asked me to join him, his dad and his work colleagues, a good day apart from the fact I somehow lost £20 and my betting coupon for that day's matches, luckily it didn't come up or I would have been raging.

I really can't remember much of September tbh and weirdly it isn't drink related, I went to the Partick v Dunfermline match at Firhill and annoyingly missed Pat Clarke's goal as I was in the pisser.

The week after that I went to cash strapped Dundee's match with Morton as they need the money and it only cost me £5, I toyed with the thought of paying full price but then I thought "fuck it" it's a fiver that they wouldn't have had if I decided to go".

Later on that night I went out drinking with my flatmate and his mates, after imbibing a few in the flat beforehand playing FIFA11 and get it up ye banter flying about we got a couple of taxis to the Trades in town where I accidentally blocked the toilet with my jobby, whoops.  We then went to the Nether where Adam's drink was 'spiked' with salt by Sean in a game of one-upmanship they have going on, after discovering the salt Adam then downed the drink either bravely or stupidly you decide.  We then went to the Phoenix Bar and the Social both of which were absolutely packed.  Finally we went to Dundee Uni union, Ross didn't have have his student ID on him so we randomly befriended a nice guy called Max so he could sign Ross in.  After chucking out time, Adam was head-butted and hit in the stomach, he ran down the street with his trousers around his ankles, various football songs were sung, we grabbed a munch and got a taxi up the road.  FIFA was put back on, more drink was consumed and Ross annoyed Sean by playing Sean's guitar with a key ring, for which he got a swift smack in the nuts (after a couple of cease and desist warnings), I eventually headed to bed about 5:50.

Spent most of my week off college in Dunfermline and met up with some mates, God I forgot how much of a shit town it is to drink in.

My 30th birthday today, not doing much the now but just wait till the party, that's gonnae be some night...