The Championship Fight

The Championship is nearly in sight
and Rovers are putting up putting up one hell of a fight
not long till the season is done 
4 more wins and we've got it won

We thought that Falkirk would have more of a clue
but everyone is ripping Pressley's pishy brown shoes
for them it just won't click
and he knows nothing about tactics

We're at the top and we're intending to stay
hoping that the wee team will fall away
for the Championship perhaps some would kill
they'll find it hard against the Blue Brazil

On the 4th Saturday of April in the Kingdom of Fife
the boys in black and white better be up for the fight of their life
some people thought "we're not gonnae win that"
look at our keeper he's far too fat

Smith took the jibes but he was strong
and is well on the way to proving folk wrong
after some wobbles we're harder to beat 
and most teams are leaving with a defeat

We grabbed a couple of players who played for St.Johnstone
if you're tackled by Hardie you're lying there prone
that c**t's f**king hard
he'll snap your leg and your shin guard

Winning these 4 games will take no quick fix
just like in 1996
that was a perfect day
made even better by beating Airdrie

May 7th could potentially be the best day of our life
against the tinks who wish they were from Fife
Let's all laugh at the Matalan Mancini
and our female fans celebrating by downing Martinis

Chickens aren't being counted not by a long shot
we've followed The Pars long enough to know that arrogance gets you caught
This is it a chance to be heroes
will the players be man enough not to let it go ?

Every player in black and white
has to be like a honey badger and show some bite
Every Pars fan no matter where they are
will be shouting "Come on ye Pars !"

The Invincibles of Dundee

Dark clouds were gathering over Dundee

All was not as well as could be

For months the Dark Blue fans had been shouting “debt free ya cunts”

but now their confidence had taken a dunt

A chancer from up north had been promising riches

but trouble appeared just like some unfortunate itches

now the Dees were struggling to stay alive

and the SFL decreed points minus 25

Players and management put on the dole

avoiding relegation had now become the goal

Dundee legend Barry Smith

was the man charged with giving Dens a lift.

The people at Dens thought the punishment was wrong

had the SFL been smoking the bong ?

Now for the appeals process

but in the long run it produced no success

Staying clear of relegation, it's going to be hard

Let's show the SFL what we think by waving red cards

It seems like the whole world's against us

and our first team squad can barely fit into a mini bus

Time to show folk that we're up for the fight

not being allowed to sign players is total shite

This is worse than a Lindley's pie

So let's bring in some trialists including one from Sky

Their talisman had to be sold

Mick McCarthy was bold

at the end of games there's loads of seagulls

but it's nae worries this boy's a fucking eagle

This adversity has made Dundee unbeatable

some would even claim that they're invincible

Some people chant Dee4Life

but not Jake Hyde, he's fucked off to Fife

After 24 games without a single loss

People are predicting the Dees will start producing dross

others believe that could be a mistake

Sean Higgins might slap them in the pus with a mouldy steak.

No more trialists now visiting the town of lino

this could stink as bad as a Kirkcaldy wino

As long as every player in Dark Blue is compliant

the Derry will shout “DeeFiant!”