The Invincibles of Dundee

Dark clouds were gathering over Dundee

All was not as well as could be

For months the Dark Blue fans had been shouting “debt free ya cunts”

but now their confidence had taken a dunt

A chancer from up north had been promising riches

but trouble appeared just like some unfortunate itches

now the Dees were struggling to stay alive

and the SFL decreed points minus 25

Players and management put on the dole

avoiding relegation had now become the goal

Dundee legend Barry Smith

was the man charged with giving Dens a lift.

The people at Dens thought the punishment was wrong

had the SFL been smoking the bong ?

Now for the appeals process

but in the long run it produced no success

Staying clear of relegation, it's going to be hard

Let's show the SFL what we think by waving red cards

It seems like the whole world's against us

and our first team squad can barely fit into a mini bus

Time to show folk that we're up for the fight

not being allowed to sign players is total shite

This is worse than a Lindley's pie

So let's bring in some trialists including one from Sky

Their talisman had to be sold

Mick McCarthy was bold

at the end of games there's loads of seagulls

but it's nae worries this boy's a fucking eagle

This adversity has made Dundee unbeatable

some would even claim that they're invincible

Some people chant Dee4Life

but not Jake Hyde, he's fucked off to Fife

After 24 games without a single loss

People are predicting the Dees will start producing dross

others believe that could be a mistake

Sean Higgins might slap them in the pus with a mouldy steak.

No more trialists now visiting the town of lino

this could stink as bad as a Kirkcaldy wino

As long as every player in Dark Blue is compliant

the Derry will shout “DeeFiant!”